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It’s a bone-in ham, not sure it’s obvious from the photo, and it’s been eaten on some, but there’s definitely some serious meat left on it.Looks like it was pretty tasty in its day.” After trying to lure in a new roommate with the tactics of saying the household was laid back and easy to please, this Craigslist poster ran into some rough situations.When we think about Craigslist, we probably all have mixed emotions. It seems like a good idea at the time, and then – well – it’s just a waste of space.

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“I've tried online sites and am tired of looking at profiles with guys wearing hats and sunglasses. The 61-year-old Manhattanite recently posted a personal ad to Craigslist in an attempt to get one step closer to a “warm male mensch.” You may be wondering, why Craigslist? After a cursory Google search, it's clear there are plenty of dating sites tailor-made for the over-50 crowd, not to mention the dozens created for the twenty-and-thirty-somethings.

I will look out for more funny and/or strange Craigslist ads and post them here.

A woman in Florida said that she found partners for her 3 female turkeys in Craigslist.

An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. Complacency will be the death of me.” The best part? I have to give this person credit, and acknowledge this as a joke because he’s obviously a fan of “Hyperbole and a Half“. He knew someone would get a good laugh out of this. “It’s in worse shape than it was when I saw it last night, perhaps due to the rain or a random vagrant gnawing on it.

I’m willing to pay 0 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, “Ahha, we meet again”. It’s a 6 month gig, but a quality nemesis might get an extension. First, kudos to this person for not only giving their cat a birthday party, but for getting their cat to wear a party hat long enough for a picture to be taken. The browned fat on the outside isn’t so deliciously crispy looking this morning.Most of the ads I saw were normal, but some of the ads I came across were funny to me (mostly in the baby & kids category).I have edited out any contact info on the ads and added my commentary under each post. This portable Pac N Play crib looks more like a body bag.“just has some crayon marks on it.” Yeah, thanks a lot, Damien.“Can not deliver” because the owner is Satan himself. Just needs one major piece and a couple of minor parts. No, not by speed dating or being set up by friends or meeting a real-life matchmaker, but through Craigslist — the online classified section whose layout and functionality have been largely the same since its debut in 1995. I'm not a Victoria's Secret model but I am told I'm cute/pretty and have a sense of humor and am slim. I've tried online sites and am tired of looking at profiles with guys wearing hats and sunglasses. Seeking single/divorced/widowed professional funny, friendly male mensch for friendship/companionship and eventual romance in Manhattan. I enjoy reading and writing and am working on a book. Seeking someone drug-free and truthful and reliable. And Ellen's age group is what Pew calls a thinning market; Ellen, who has been riding the dating train since she was 44, has also seen the stigma of online dating disappear.